I would like to thank the person who stole my debit card today out of the ATM at school. I hope that you had fun on your shopping spree at wal-mart and the $750 purchase you made off the internet. Just another reason why I’m losing my faith in humanity. I hope it was worth it.
(but I would like thank wachovia for being an amazing bank!)
p.s if I knew who you were, i’d go Preston Brooks all over your ass.
but…I turn on the telly or go outside and end up thinking otherwise.