Friend: “So why don’t you have a boyfriend yet?”

Me: “Because I can’t choose between all the guys growing from my magical boyfriend tree. Go fuck yourself, that’s why!”

First things first! The previews for Vegas and Partners look AMAZING!! Like I’m super excited for both of these shows! But otherwise I’m home for the next couple of days! And Islands of Adventure was freaking fantastic yesterday!!

hayleyjamesscott:

I want to learn how to play the banjo so badly. I love the sound of that instrument.

You and me both sister.
Oh, and when am I going to see you? I’ve been home for weeks now! We need to make some plans! 

So since yesterday was both Mother’s Day and my father’s birthday, I would like to thank both of my parents, thank you both from the bottom of my heart for putting braces on my wonky ass 8 year old teeth. 

So I decided to redo my Pottermore sorting just for shits and it put me in a different house! I feel torn. I always said that I felt I was a mix between Slytherin and Gryffindor…and apparently I am. I feel torn and conflicted. I feel like I’m betraying Slytherin now.

What does one do when an Icelandic man shows up at your door?

Since I haven’t had a cupcake in weeks, I’m going on a cupcake adventure today! And then I’ll probably start my summer studying for my Russian class.

So apparently we’re getting a new crossbow out at camp this summer.
Guess who’s gonna become a certified badass this summer?!

So I had this crazy awesome/vivd dream last night that I was dating Ted Mosby.